Many business have had to slash prices on all kinds of inventory during this crazy economic situation that our country currently faces. You can see the effects of this in all sorts of industries from auto lots to retail stores, from chinese resteraunts to ball-gobblin’ gutter sluts.
Yep, you read that right. Even the whore-trade seems to be suffering. Check it out: http://www.bradenton.com/2012/04/02/3977391/manatee-woman-offers-sex-for-2.html
This woman is horribly addicted to McDonalds. In fact, she needs her fix of dollar menu cheeseburgers so badly that she concludes that all she needs to do to feed her gluttonous appetite is to let some poor bastard feed her southmouth some meat of its own.
They say that everyone has their price, and I guess that might be true. The price to buttfuck Christine Baker in the mouth is apparently $2.75 for two McDonalds cheeseburgers. That sounds like a bargain and maybe even a good deal until you take a look at this photograph:
Oh God…dear sweet lord…
I would rather fuck the wrappers that the cheeseburgers came in than this. You would be trading your Happy Meal for a Depression Salad. Well, maybe not a salad since it seems this woman is not aware of what a salad is, though depression is most certainly part of it. The resteraunt business may no longer be using “pink slime” in their burgers but I would suspect that a quick peek (or worse, sniff) in the contents of this ladies pants would yield a bounty of the aforementioned horror.
I wonder what she would let you do if you threw in some Chicken McNuggets and a milkshake?
You can tell by the expression on her face in this picture that she would not even flinch if she was told she had to suck her way through a 30 gallon trash bag full of assorted dicks in order to receive a super-sized serving of french fries.
I know that it is hard to find work right now, but it is getting better. She is not even setting herself up to make hardly shit. Let’s do the math and for the sake of argument say that she is willing to take the cash equivalent to the two cheeseburgers. It would be impractical, despite her best efforts, for us to say that her mouth would be full of either burger or cock 24-7.
Can she live like this?
Lets say she has a 12 hour work day and sucks 4 dicks an hour. If she did this six days a week she could make 25 grand a year. This is hardly a realistic example for many reasons. It is doubtful that she would be able to convince that many clients to do business with her when most men would find dick slapping an armed bear trap to be more appealing. What if she got sick? Hell, if she would just raise her price up to 10 bucks she would only have to fuck one guy an hour. Obviously, this lady did not think her business plan through very well.
At least she will have some time in jail to formulate some modifications to her business model, and to suffer the cheeseburger withdrawl. I be that one is a mother fucker.