Nope…that is not a typo boys and girls… Dr. Froth is now engaged to Lori Frank.
Some of you might find this to be shocking news considering the way I have conducted my affairs over the last 8 years…but rest assured that I know what I am doing here. In fact, this woman is so wonderfully perfect for me that this is the only right and logical course of action.
Why do I need to marry her instead of just move in and co-habitate? The answer is simple… I am so proud to be with with this woman that I want to do everything I can to display that before the entire world. What better way to truly show your commitment to someone, especially in this day and age where many do not truly uphold the seriousness of that commitment, than to marry.
I am happier than I have ever been. It is a shame that Dad could not be around to see this…he would have been pleased.
Holy Fuck…I’m going to get married.