I was sitting up here at work and I had a great idea. This is a wondermous thought that could save many lives and promote good will.
You know how hospitals and blood banks are always trying to get people to donate blood to use in transfusions? Well every pre-menopause woman in the world leaks out a bunch of blood once a month and I see no reason why they could not donate it to save lives. In fact, someone could manufacture undergarments that contained the blood bags and a tampon type “harvester” to collect the viscous fluid.
It would be easier for men to put up with a woman being a total bitch if they knew in their heart that this was actually saving Shadrack of Kenya.
Sure the blood is kind of old and nasty…but your car can still run on old nasty oil for a little while before it fucks up so in a pinch I think that this could help. It would be like “bargain basement discount blood.” Maybe we could use it to save the lives of immigrants, poor folk, and criminals (as well as the little children in third world countries).
It’s kind of gross I know….but they are going to be leaking the shit out anyway so somebody might as well put it to use.