Holy Balls. A whole year has passed to the day since I began to blog on Frothtonomy. And what a year it has been… I have been to jail, buried my father, patched things up with my ex-wife, moved from an apartment by myself to one with my little brother, met a fabulous woman, joined a kick-ass band, caught up my child support, got picked up to do some side recording work, finally got my NS/STICK, and last but not least we got some brightly colored work shirts at the go-kart track. Whew.
And, during all of that, I have found time to do some great posts. Here are links to my top ten picks from the last year. (Please note: In many cases the links to the news articles that I reference in my posts might not work due to the amount of time that has passed. Sorry…at least I always sum up the article for you).
These are listed as 10 being the least read and 1 being the most read posts.
10.) This was my take on that business about Obama getting the peace prize for nothing. Though it was short, it always made me laugh…hell, where else do you get to read about midgets getting slapped by gigantic boners. http://millsap.wordpress.com/2009/10/12/somebody-give-me-the-peace-prize/
9.) I drink a bunch of sodas, so when the government began to discuss taxing carbonated beverages I got really, really pissed. Here is what I had to say about the stupid fucking soda tax: http://millsap.wordpress.com/2009/09/19/soda-tax-what-the/
8.) Everybody loves a little foreplay before sex, right? Most guys would agree that shooting it all over her face is a great way to have that big finish…but when your foreplay involves loaded firearms and shooting it all over her face refers to bullets….well…. HOLY CRAP: http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/the-cock-the-glock-and-the-cops/
7.) A woman with fifteen kids and no money needs help to live. What she needs is a class that will teach her how to give a good hand or blow job instead of just spitting out bastard after bastard. Great rant that involves the “Uterus Fairy.” http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/05/07/this-woman-needs-help-closing-her-legs/
6.) Sex is great…unless you are some kind of sick bastard that wants to have sex with animals. I had two great posts that dealt with this very subject. You can learn how Florida failed (again) to pass a law banning sex with animals. Isn’t that a no-brainer…Jesus. Read about that here: http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/05/09/new-state-motto-for-florida-home-of-the-goat-s/ Of course, we could not discuss this without mentioning the Indonesian man who swears that he got seduced by a cow. Bwhahahaha. Read about this jackass right here: http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/have-a-cow-you-sick/
5.) Canada likes to teach their kids about the birds and the bees using a government sponsored game featuring the Spermanator, a guy with dicks for arms that spurts jizz all over the player when he answers a question about safe sex wrong. And yes, there is a link to the site to play this game in the article. http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/another-amazing-canadian-contribution-to-planet-earth/
4.) This post was about the little adopted boy that got sent back to Russia by himself with a note pinned to his chest. What a load of bullshit. Find out what I had to say about this controversial story here: http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/04/09/return-to-sender-wtf/
3.) The number three post was one that was very popular with my readers. This was about the ugly woman that stabbed her husband with a pair of scissors multiple times because he failed to satisfy her in bed. The only way this woman could satisfy me would be by going away and never coming back. Yes…there is a picture. http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/05/07/no-boner-no-life/
2.) Westboro Baptist Church and their dumbfuck pastor Fred Phelps piss me off more than most things on planet Earth. In fact, they pissed me off so badly this past year that I ended up writing about them TWICE. The first time they were protesting a soldier’s funeral that was killed in Iraq: http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/04/13/gods-little-children-everything-up-some-more/ And then, they decided to protest Dio’s funeral. What a load of donkey shit. These people need to die right now: http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/05/21/westboro-baptist-church-what-the-is-wrong-with-these-a-holes/
1.) And the number one spot goes to the number one person as far as I am concerned…and that would be my Dad. Pop was hit and killed by a gas tanker April 30th of this year, and the post I did on him was read 226 times (and that does not count visits to the home page that did not require a direct link). The messages from everyone as well as the support was very much appreciated. If you did not read what I had to say about this truly great man, then you should do so now: http://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/r-i-p-merlyn-david-millsap-1943-2010/
That sums up a year at Frothtonomy. Why don’t you leave a comment and subscribe right now so that you do not miss any more of the articles that will be written over the next year. Thanks for reading folks.