When I owned my bar (Voodoo Mic’s in Amarillo, Tx)…we had a house shot called the “Abortion.” It was awesome. The drink was made like a buttery nipple but you dripped Grenadines through the top, and it created a look that made one think that somebody had dropped an unwanted fetus into a blender. We never got it to look quite like THIS, however.
Hey, I like the planet Earth. Everyone says that it is important to recycle your waste products, so I think this is a great idea. Since abortion is legal, it makes more sense to drink the discarded babies than to just chunk ’em in a dumpster and leave them for roving dogs to pilfer out of the trash bins. I wonder if you are supposed to swallow the fetus or if it is just for decoration, like a little umbrella or something? Is it like the worm in a bottle of tequila?
What flavor does fetus help bring out the best? I am thinking vodka martini. Of course, you have to stir it because you do not want to give the fetus shaken baby syndrome. That would probably affect the taste in a bad way. In other words, it would be in bad taste…just like this post.
Hmmm…what to call this mixed drink? “Baby Sour” as a play on baby shower is kind of catchy. How bout, “Long Island Iced Fetus” or “Cherry Fetus Sour”… I think I like “Amniotic Cocktail” or just plain ol’ “Fetus Juice.”
Mmmm….Happy Hour anyone?